The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Oh damn I have WORK, I better go get some WINE and BEER
Hahaha! So, I found this on Facebook last night and when I looked it up, the only reference I could find as to the author was “by British Bitch January 05, 2010” on Urban Dictionary. If she is in fact the author, awesome. If not, however, and you see this and the author is actually you, please let me know and I will change this post to the correct attribution 😀